dum cum 

Dum Cum is whenever u get a girl pregnant.And are all ready paying child support to a couple of baby's momma s and you know how much u screwed ur self again shooting that load of Dum Cum !!!

Dam I screwed up messing with that girl I wasn't thinking with my big head and I shot a load of Dum Cum and know I've got more problems than i can afford

dum cum by Goblegoo January 15, 2020

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

Post-Cum Workout by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

Carolina Cum Balloon 

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.

Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.

Carolina Cum Balloon by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020

Queer Cum

When you cum and it is not white. It is a weird color like yellow or grey.

Last night I had queer cum, it was yellow and it smelled like pee and cum combined, i then ate it and it tasted like popcorn.

Queer Cum by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

Kentucky cum dumpster 

It’s where u fuck her until your bout to cum then take a shit in a rag and cum in it then u beat the fuck out of her with the rag then while your beating it ride a horse while she’s sucking

your dick

I love to do the Kentucky cum dumpster

Kentucky cum dumpster by Kentucky balls September 8, 2020

Kentucky cum dumpster 

The Kentucky cum dumpster is when u cum and shit in a rag then beat your partner with it while riding her like a horse then viscously put the rag in her mouth

Kentucky cum dumpster is fire

Kentucky cum dumpster by Kentucky balls September 8, 2020

The Cum Chronicles 

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

The Cum Chronicles by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020