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fast foward the day

when you go to sleep to kill time or when your bored
i cant wait until x-mas tommorw so im going to fast foward the day
by $m00th December 30, 2009
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national smash day

Every March 31 you have to ask someone if they want to smash
Yo it’s National Smash day, you should totally ask if Nat wants to smash!
by Bobbylongdck May 25, 2018
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National Natalie day

The 7th of July is national Natalie day. Anyone with the name of Natalie, it’s your day to shine.
“do you know what day it is?” “yes, it’s the July 7th” “no, it’s national Natalie day”
by anonymous 1233455583727 April 21, 2021
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ghetto snow day

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
by notrpi April 7, 2010
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National Cum Day

Cum as hard as you can and as fast as you can with your friends.
e.g compete with one of your friends all day and whoever cums the most by 12:00 am wins the challenge of National Cum Day
by graesenpooford December 14, 2020
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PP Gang Day

Referencing November 7 2020 when Big PP founded the PP Gang
by Tarpis Lol December 8, 2020
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California Sick Day

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
by Dr. Davis R Buttcheeks III September 27, 2015
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