Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Karate fart

the fart is going to be loud and proud you scream Bonzi and let er rip.

right in the middle of karate class I had to let one go. I won the first spar. Karate fart.

by tie_ski September 14, 2020

Fart Chamber

A sex act where one pulls the sheets over their partners head and farts under the covers, forcing them to breath it in. This is typically done while receiving oral sex.

When Ben was eating Liz out last night she fart chambered him.

by Gooseless August 31, 2024

derrick fart

A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.

I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!

by Dwreck May 15, 2018

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Fart

Disgusting peice of air that comes out your peach especially if u have sbd (silent but deadly)

Ben: *farts*
Me: 💀

by So you have chose death May 12, 2023

Pretty farts

‘Pretty fart’ is known as the Sibby fart. It came from a woman called Sibby who only farts pretty.

‘Omg I just heard pretty farts, that must’ve been Sibby farting’.

by Sibby.1209 October 24, 2025