Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

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jack-banana

uh

you are such a jack-banana

by jack.banana April 24, 2017

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Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

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Jack bae

Big dick

I have a jack bae = I have a big dick

by Lengscious May 11, 2017

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Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.

Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!

John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!

by xXG0d_0f_Ath3ismXx May 18, 2017

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