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ronnie the limo driver

Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.
by BillR9 June 13, 2008
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Drivers Ed Teacher

Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.
Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.




Drivers Ed Teacher
by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009
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Truck Driver

You know that bitch Herman keeps bragging about hooking up with? I finally saw her today and jesus she's a truck driver.
by trurumors November 3, 2005
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Women Drivers No Survivors

Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.

This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.

Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.

5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)

4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)

3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)

2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)

And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.

1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.

Number one does not need an explanation.
Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck

she died

Go figure

Women Drivers No Survivors
by N2Y3724 January 24, 2010
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arkansas pile driver

When u put your girl in a handstand and then proceed to put your penis in her and spin around
Omg, I never tried that Arkansas pile driver but now I'm hooked
by Elijah a dumbass February 27, 2017
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Thanking the bus driver

An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.
Thanking the bus driver

Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.
by MilkyRocket July 4, 2018
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Driver Seat Ninja

When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.
Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.
by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011
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