Suicide is your only option

the words of a moron

suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

by fag June 28, 2003

you only die once

No one says that shit

You only die once.

by Im so fancy 33 September 7, 2014

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

only friend

the only friend of someone who is a loner

man, that girl is such a loner, jaclyn's her only friend

by choochoootrain December 9, 2008

Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

LxR One N Only

LxR One N Only is one of the few professional Halo 2 players that have actually not been signed yet. He has one of the best BR's that I personally have seen on any players that I have seen play. He makes little kids cry with his beam rifle skills and dont even stand in his way when he is "Double-Shotting". Overall if you go into matchmaking and you see "LxR One N Only" on your team you have a very very good chance of winning.

LxR One N Only raped me so bad my ass STILL hurts.

by GForce X Gaming September 16, 2008

For your eyes only

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.

Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.

by fyoa December 22, 2008