Glasses cunt

a fat cunt with glasses

“Pat you're a glasses cunt!”

by urnanisbrownbread October 10, 2019

Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019

glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.

"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!

by Leper Khan April 20, 2018

glass frog

A frog that is glass. Commonly used as decor.

Chad: "look at that glass frog!"

Martha: "im going to buy that beautiful decoration!"

by QueKia June 19, 2018

half-glass

v. the act of not filling someone's drink to desired amount.

"Hey bro, get me some vodka."
"Ok, here's some to start."
"What're you doing, dude!? Don't half-glass is it, fill that shit up!"

"Mom, didn't I ask for a glass of Dr. Pepper?"
"Yes, I got you that didn't I?"
"No, you half-glassed it. Can I get more?"

by I Am TheOCTOPUS February 18, 2010

Glass Slipper

The act of ejaculating on a persons foot.

I gave that little Cinderella a glass slipper.

by lil cinderella February 20, 2011

glass bitch

An extremely stuck up or prissy person, most of the time a female, who considers herself extremely fragile who could be broken easily like glass, when really she's just like the rest of us.

Sharon: Um, I'm not going out there, its too hot, it will mess up my hair
Lisa: We live in fucking Arizona of course its hot you dumb glass bitch.

by Peach Princess August 16, 2009