ares hacker

Someone on the Ares Peer to Peer network who goes into chatrooms and talks about Botnets and how they will drop chatrooms in order to compensate for being socially unaccepted in real life. Typically an Ares Hacker will be early teenage years, have poor hygiene and noticably low self esteem.

There is a code of conduct which must be followed in order to be a successful Ares Hacker. This includes:

- ending all sentences with "rofl", "lmao" or similar.
- ensuring that everyone in the chatroom is aware that you are familiar with bot nets.
- bragging about the fact you use Linux instead of Windows.
- using 3rd party chat clients to obtain users' ip addresses. (Note: It is important that the chat clients were made by someone other than yourself, in fact you must have no knowledge of programming, but pretend you made the client anyway!)
- be able to google a proxy ip to avoid being banned, and act really clever about the fact you can avoid being banned.

normal user> Hey, sup!
ares hacker> STFU before I drop this room ROFLLLL
normal user> Dude you need to get laid or somethin!
ares hacker> ZOFMGZ I have your IP you will be pwnt you noob LMAOOOOOOO

by shaun_ January 12, 2009

ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

hooker shower

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

by minderlithe February 20, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life July 20, 2008

Hackering off

The act of masterbating by grinding, humping, and moving hips side to side against an inanimate object.

i like hackering off on my bed at night

by Scott Hacker December 15, 2010

ball hockey

Hockey played on a surface that resembles an ice rink but is smaller in size and is not ice.It is played year round. It is the same as regular hockey, but played on foot. A hollow plastic ball is used. There are three 10 minute periods.

I'm going to play ball hockey tonight.

by AndieJay March 13, 2009

Ethical Hacker

A term used to denote a person with exceptional skills in computer security that uses them to hack into systems with legitimate reasons and with permission.

AKA, a hacker that is good

John got permission before he broke into Google's server in London, so he can't be tried for any crimes. Lucky bastard, he got away for being an ethical hacker.

by TheDeamon February 10, 2010