Schrödinger's black belt

A person (who in most cases isn't a martial artist) who makes condescending comments about a martial art but doesn't know enough about that martial art to know how stupid they sound.

"who needs karate when you can throw hands"
"its over when I see red"
"martial arts cant beat a gun"
"anime bullsh*t"
"that's not a martial art, that's jus roughhousing"
reply: don't be a Schrödinger's black belt.

by mane why is every name taken July 16, 2023

Conveyor belt twitch

A nervous tic that develops when you play a platform computer game, usually due to having to repeat a routine move - which leads to you making mistakes. Specifically refers to a mis-timed jump on the conveyor belt in Micropower’s “Felix in the factory” on the Commodore 64.

Big Davey keeps mis-timing his jumps! He has a bad case of conveyor belt twitch!

by BBarnet November 6, 2019

Sun Belt Conference

A Mid-Major FBS Conference known for getting the shit kicked out of it. Located primarily in the Southeastern USA, The Sun Belt is widely considered the worst FBS Conference.

Arkansas State: Sun Belt Conference Champions!

Dude, the Sun Belt got the snot kicked out of it last saturday...

by REDWOLF4LIFE December 2, 2013

Tijuana belt buckle

Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.

I was playing beer pong and steve gave me the Tijuana belt buckle.

by garthvader13 December 22, 2010

BIG-BELT-BOY

A FAT LAD WHO DOESN'T WEAR A BELT AND BENDS OVER TO REVEAL A HAIRY CREVICE/CRACK.

"OH MY GOD! TERRY'S A RIGHT BIG-BELT-BOY, WHEN HE TIES HIS SHOE LACES UP YOU SEE THE TERRIBLE SIGHT OF THE HAIRY CRACK OF HELL

by SUPERVISOR-STEVE July 14, 2009

Ching Ching Belt

A belt/scarf that goes *ching ching* every time you move, like a belly dancing scarf

bro #1: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTAYYYY *CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING*
bro #2:bro your ching ching belt is getting on my last nerves you're not Shakira!

by PRINCESS OF HYEASTAN October 5, 2010

Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

by WhoopThereImNot June 28, 2016