baseball boys

The earths core isn’t as hot as baseball boys. that’s it.

“DAMN BASEBALL BOYS THROW ME LIKE YOU THROW THAT BALL”

by your dads left nut July 19, 2022

baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl

John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude

by poop man 5000 May 30, 2021

Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.

Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!

by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011

Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls

Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?

by Ur dad son June 4, 2019

Baseball

A ball that's used in a Sport if the same name. Also the best Inanimate Insanity character.

Lightbulb fan: who's your favorite I.I. character?
Me: Baseball
Also me: found dead in my apartment

by Pallete (sky i see you BD ) March 19, 2021

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Baseball huh

Another way of saying "That tracks".

Al: ah shit, my brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot.
Al 2: who hit him?
Al: an elderly Asian lady
Al 2: baseball huh?

by MegaFrog April 1, 2025