Wednesday

a Wednesday is a beautiful secretary that gives off an incredible aura. She is witty and brash!

"is that a guinea pig crying? no that's Wednesday laughing at her own joke again.

by Spurthi Paruchuri May 26, 2023

water wednesdays

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.

Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays

by Rey1119 November 28, 2012

Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.

It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH

by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018

Wednesday

1. The middle of the workweek, often named "Hump Day", where people begin to see hope.

1. It is the middle of the week, Wednesday, and I am so glad Friday is coming.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Wednesday

A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.

Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”

by Her Senpai His kitten May 13, 2022

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013