bigger than your future

-phrase

any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it

That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

Nuttier than a fruitcake

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003

you can do better than that

Try again sucka!

Hot way of telling someone their idea sucked.

Stan - Thinkin about this new T.I.?

Biff - You can do better than that - grab that Pitbull shit!

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

MC Greater Than

A member of the southwest rap group rilla dope and formerly known as MC Ducats n' Buckets. Raps characterized by old school beats, MC GT revives the art for a new generation.

MC Greater Than just came out with this new jive called Over and Done.

by MC Greater Than September 11, 2005

Thanditous

A phrase used for a friend who is always late

He's always late, he's got a severe case of thanditous

by juabbbbbb December 26, 2013