lan tan

The art of getting a tan from a computer.

"Whoa, Pete sure has got one hell of a lan tan!"

by Mmmm caramel. December 17, 2006

jewish tan

Where only one half of the body gets color from lack of rotating while laying out in the sun

burnt on the front and white on the back? That a sexy Jewish tan you've got

by Jaysaunz February 12, 2017

Irish tan

An Irish tan occurs when a very pale-skinned Irish person gets too much sun, causing their skin to become even more red and uneven. An Irish tan is not a sunburn; turning red and splotchy is just how some very fair Irish-Americans tan.

My dad thinks he looks good, but that Irish tan is way more red than brown.

by Scottish Irish February 18, 2010

Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

by Hinderonus April 27, 2011

Tanning With Sunscreen

Having sex with protection.....

Me and my boyfriend so went tanning with sunscreen yesturday!!!

by Laina Poo June 01, 2007

tesco tan

This unfortunate tan that is a result of spending significant periods of time working (collecting trolleys) outside in Tesco carparks wearing short-sleeved uniform shirts(or any supermarket)in the sun.The lower arms,face and neck are therefore significantly darker than the torso and legs.

Nice Tesco Tan!
Look at his Tesco tan!
Oh no - I'm gonna have a Tesco Tan tomorrow

by Leadmill Princess September 10, 2007

Tan Fanny

To win a Pulitzer Prize for exposing urban political corruption.

Damn, that dawg's going to tan fanny with that story.

by Pale Tushy September 30, 2006