Perfect

When you take a shit that does not make any noises, does not splash, does not stain the bowl and that when you wipe yourself the T.P. comes out completely clean. That, is Perfect.

Perfect Shit

by unos June 17, 2013

Perfect

Emma Watson

It's a leap to say someone is perfect, however, Emma Watson.

by andrewwww(is this taken too) February 7, 2014

perfection

/pərˈfekSHən/
noun.
Emma Watson

"What is the definition of perfection?"
"Emma Watson."

by fllowersinyourhair September 17, 2014

perfection at its finest

kim samuels nose

woah his nose is perfection at its finest

by anjolina July 13, 2019

Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.

Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'

by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010

a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.

Oh my gosh, senpai is like a perfect human!!!

by iShouldRun June 30, 2016

Most Perfect Boy

Sally is the cutest and Marco is the most perfectest boy in the universe extra kisses mwah mwah. But anyways Sally is the extra cutest and most perfect and prettiest and smartest. She kinda smells tho. A lot. BUTTT Marco is so perfect he makes the word perfect look imperfect. And he stinks,,,, but he’s really smart like the smartest ever and the cutest and hottest and stinkiest and a very lovable boy so he’s the most perfect boy ever.Anyways I get to date Sally so I am the luckiest (Marco).

Stinker: Yeah Marco is the cutest and most perfect boy ever <3
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only

by Sallyiscute October 2, 2021