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Get the Back stabbing pen mug.The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
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Get the dap pen mug.This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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