Peanut butter on a stick

When a guy puts peanut butter on his dick for a better blowjob.

Guy: You wanna some peanut butter on a stick?
Girl: Only if you buy the peanut butter.

by the hot loner August 19, 2010

peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014

Peanut butter salad

When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).

Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.

oh boy billy I love it when you eat my peanut butter salad.

by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017

Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011

terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

milk peanut soup

when a male and female are participating in sexual activity and the male orgasms in the female's mouth then places his testicles in her mouth while she gargles.

arnold likes to give mindy his milk peanut soup.

by ahs saints guy March 7, 2010

Packing Peanut House

This is when ones house or room or apartment is filled entirely with Packing Peanuts. Very Good for Hibernation in Cold Countries like Canada. This message is approved by Shaqib Khan

It's really cold out. Lets make a Packing Peanut House

by Sqb1990 November 11, 2019