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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022
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by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
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Woke and Boke

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.
by Cheebcrazy July 3, 2019
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WOKE SLAPS

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga
by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019
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Woke Slaps

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga
by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019
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Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.
Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.
by HeathIam November 5, 2019
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