callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

Callum Interstelar

The one gay guy in the friend group who grabs your genital but you like it so you dont tell him to stop and before you know it your going down on him like the second tower went down

"You know that Callum Interstelar guy?"
"I sucked Callum Interselar dry yesterday"

by Diomandminor April 19, 2024

Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.

i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets

by Sinep 8==D April 28, 2024

Callum

Elin's boyfriend

Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"

by callumharty May 19, 2024

Callum 😎😈💩

Callum is rlly lovely and likes my space buns. he likes to listen when i’m sad and is my bestie and my fellow gemini twin. Big up Callum

oh wait and he’s a basic bitch with his starbucks but whatever he’s still the best.

girl one - are u tired

callum 😎😈💩 - yes can i sleep in ur space buns plz.

girl one - yes but only if u get me a starbucks bitch

by spacebuns November 25, 2021

Callum Snee

The biggest pussy you will ever meet
He will act like the bigger one when he really isn't. Then when you hit him he will go to someone stronger and more superior than you
Big pussy

"You guys remember that guy Callum Snee, ye he's such a big pussy

by BruhMoment6ix9ine November 27, 2021

Callum core

A state of being in which you are fully enveloped into acting non-homosexual yet you are. Even if there are multiple sources which say you are you keep acting Callum core.

Alex: I'm not gay I swear!
Mike: yes you are!
Alex: I'm a straight white male!!
Mike: you might be a bit Callum core.

by The alphabet is a lie March 4, 2024