Callum Thomas

A simp for any girl named Ria

Stop being a Callum Thomas for that girl

by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020

callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (>16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?!"
"yeah bro thats the minor lover"

by orbiixt January 23, 2024

Callum North

a sex demon sent by the devil himself

dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me

by therealboogeyman April 29, 2020

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.

Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!

by ItsHCS July 28, 2023

Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.

“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”

by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018

Callum

Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.

Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*

by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 10, 2022