baller-koan

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.

"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"

by flavahnice May 17, 2008

Boomer Baller

An old fart with money, no personality.

Settle down, Stephen, you boomer baller. We left the gold standard decades ago.

by Bigus June 1, 2021

baller

baller is a person who loves other peoples balls ( testicles) and loves to play with them

Deep is a baller , look how he plays with Yash’s balls.

by it’s me haha March 6, 2022

Barracks Baller

A Soldier in the Army that has a car equal to or greater than x3 his or her salary and resides in the Barracks(on base housing).

Private Gonzalez: Hey, wanna go to McDonald’s for lunch?

Private Snuffy: Nah man, I’m broke until the 15th.

Private Gonzalez: Dude, you need to sell that Nissan GTR. You’re becoming a Barracks Baller.

by MO5KI October 18, 2018

Baller

A slur that is offensive to people with a brain and braincells. This was probably made by the same person who made STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

Man 1 "OMG that is so baller"
Man 2 "Shut the fuck up faggot"

by Addy_Daddy October 17, 2022

crystal baller

Crystal Baller has been wondering what the whole thing is for. In the moment he was screaming at me, but he must've been somebody else. All good! Crystal Baller is just insecure.

Hey, you know Cooper?

Yeah

His confidence really reminds me of Crystal Baller!

by PaultheBall March 25, 2024

Pickle Baller

An overweight weekend sports warrior that only plays games where the tools of the sport can be used right after the game for sex play.

That Gillygut Pickle Baller really knows how to transition from Great Ball Play, to Dominatrix style sex fun

by Chilifart August 13, 2023