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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
mugGet the quarter ballooningmug.

Quarter life crisis

When you realize work is more important than partying..
“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
mugGet the Quarter life crisismug.

quarter breed

A racist term for a person who isn’t full or half mixed
Girl: YOU QUARTER BREED!

Other girl: just because I’m not half of something doesn’t mean I’m a quarter breed.
by anonymous April 28, 2023
mugGet the quarter breedmug.

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018
mugGet the Chinese quarter poundermug.

Dirty Quarter

The act of inserting a clean quarter into your partner’s asshole, waiting an hour, and then reaching into the aforementioned anus to retrieve the quarter.
Tom was always the more adventurous one in the group, well known for performing the Dirty Quarter maneuver on his girlfriend on only their second date.
by camdizzle14 September 9, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Quartermug.

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
mugGet the Quarter Poundermug.

quarter base

When you first hold hands with your girl.
Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET
by Hotmommalover69xxxomega May 14, 2018
mugGet the quarter basemug.

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