Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Friends

The one thing in life that you dont have.

I dont have any friends.

by dumbxdylan January 1, 2023

fake friend

a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time

she’s not nice i think she’s a ‘fake friend’

by tomatosawce🤘🤘🤘 (bibaaaa sksksk October 31, 2019

friend

someone you use when you have spare time to not get bored

I have a friend, he is very nice to me.

by RamadavaMinecraft September 13, 2017

best friend

A friend is someone who will help you move, a true best. friend is someone who will help move you! True best friends will always be there for you and help you like your brother/sister. A true friend can see your tears pouring while other believe the smile you are faking. yall lit af😎! and gay from time to time but not really gay😭

“hey best friend come here mamas”

by lindsey_baddest March 7, 2020

Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary

For example:
I don't have any friends

by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020