Kick my head

An amazing way of defence.

Bill: you make one more crack at me, and I am gonna ... do something to you!!

Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?

Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!

Ted: Oh ... my head.

Bill: Yeah!

Ted: Not my ass?

Bill: ... Yeah!

Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!

Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.

Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.

Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!

Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—

Bill slaps Ted’s hand.

Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!

by That in Starkid fan July 7, 2020

meth head energy

Someone who probably doesn’t do Meth, but really seems/acts like they do.

That person is giving off some serious meth head energy.

by NatLynn November 12, 2019

Free Head Card

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.

Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head

by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021

ding dong head

Somebody that is stupid or has a silly side

*Maycee danced a silly jig* *I laugh and say* "You Ding dong head"

by Belle Supes July 22, 2017

Lolly-pop Head

A skinny person with a big head

Hey Chan, your head is quite large compared to your stringy body. I think people might call you Lolly-Pop head behind your back.

by Shauff December 31, 2011

Sliding in head first

When someone slides into the DMs by sending a dick pic

Person one: Hey did you hit up that waitress from yesterday on instagram
Person two: Yeah man! I went sliding in head first

by Quasimototheking April 29, 2016

Nba old head

Anyone that thinks Jordan is the goat and what ever team jordan is on will win because Jordan doesn’t lose. You might say things like “Jordan had a winning mindset” and “doesn’t lose”. Nba old heads also say that all players do is flop now and they hate LeBron.

Jim “LeBron just flops jordan is the goat he doesn’t lose”
Friend “you are such a nba old head”

by NotKD September 6, 2021