September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!
by yomommathic April 18, 2020
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Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?
Kevin: What?
Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!
Kevin: What?
Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!
by Hypxrrr January 6, 2021
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Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
by se November 5, 2019
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Get the National “I like ya cut g” day mug.If you have a crush, give him/her one of your hoodies for a day. If you’re someone who doesn’t give hoodies, but wants hoodies, today is the day you must ask your crush for their hoodie. So if you’re giving your crush your hoodie today, make sure they don’t wear a hoodie, so you can give him/her one of yours!
“You should give your hoodie to Alexis today since it’s National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day today!
by Jackson Arebello December 9, 2019
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Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May
by Calypso Valdez Caleo! June 10, 2018
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