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friends

thing i dont have
me:i dont have friends
by jerbear_107 December 27, 2019
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Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.
*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*
by beanyyy May 2, 2022
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Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom
by EatTheBones October 22, 2020
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Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*
by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023
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national best friend day

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure
by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021
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Immature Friend

An immature "friend" is someone that will do these things:
-Saying slurs as an insult towards people they don't like
-Doing drugs to look "cool"
-Get involved into fights to exert themselves as a "tough guy"
-Peer pressure you into things you don't want to do
-Take more from you than they give back
-Behave like hypocrites too much to ignore
-Complaining about their life when they have it better than you do
-Gossiping behind your back but act innocent when caught
-Bullying you directly especially when others are around
If any one of your "friends" are like this
drop them and run away from them
I met enough people that were an immature friend *sigh* im becoming a Loner now. It is so much easier on my mental health
by idl1 October 12, 2025
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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