Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021

Prober lad

A proper lad is more then a friend, more then a wing man and more then a brother. He is The Proper Lad.

Emil - "yo dude, I'm having some issues and i wanna talk to this girl but i don't know how."
Cam/prober lad - "ay man don't worry I'm gonna help you try cop you this girl"

by Kattemissen March 10, 2022

Lads Discord Server

Slang word for purgatory

A: Have you been to Lads Discord Server?
B: Do I look like a sinner to you?

by FoggyLad March 16, 2023

ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.

I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.

by The Grumpy Matt December 25, 2015

small lad

A lad who is soooo solid he had a 1 inch wonder and ruffs every one up

Oh lad he’s a small lad

by Max Simpson cuz why not February 05, 2018

Ello Lad

One such greeting to promote/create an intense confrontation.

Tom: "Oi you man come shank this man"
Dan: "Ello Lad"
Tom: "Shit we gotta go"

by DaBeastJJG August 28, 2020

Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).

Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!

by EluminateNL May 20, 2020