Sorry not sorry

This is when you are pretending to say sorry but you actually are not.

Person 1:You ate my last slice!
Person 2: Sorry not sorry.

by the_knowitall October 6, 2023

sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

by danadoodle July 26, 2017

Sorry

I'm getting apologies a lot lately but what I'm not going to allow you to forget is...

Hym "You're only 'sorry' because I made you look retarded! Don't forget. You would have NEVER been sorry otherwise. So say it right. 'I'm sorry Hym because it's now irrefutable that I'm a retard. Thank you Hym. You've enlightened me, manually.' Don't forget.

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Sorry

It was unintentional and to the best of my abilities it will not happen again.

I'm sorry I stepped on your cat's foot.

by Akb Nan ni fav July 6, 2022

Sorry about that

When you pretend to be sorry but you're really not fucking sorry because something shitty happened to your friend and you can't contain your joy.

Oh did a humble Indian just punch you in the balls? Sorry about that!

by SassyDoggy69 March 20, 2020

Sorry

A word used to convey to others that you recognize that you have erred and will make a conscientious effort to not do it again.

"I'm sorry I cheated on you."
(5 minutes later)
"OH Look at this hot chick on Tinder"

"I'm sorry I was late yesterday, I promise to be on time today."
(Later that day)
"Sorry I'm late, I lost track of time."

by FeenixRizing June 19, 2016

Sorry

Meaning that they're not really sorry, they're just saying that so you can leave them alone.

"You're being a asshole"
"Oh sorry"

by lifeisdraining March 21, 2023