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Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
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Roaches

Adjectives to describe people with such characteristics:
- Hooligans.

- Have no home training!

- NO DECORUM
- LITERAL HOMIE HOPPERS
-Disgusting behavior

- constantly intruding personal spaces

- GHETTONESS IS UNMATCHED

- horrible attitudes
- LOVES to spread rumors
Sara: The roaches are really getting on my nerves.

Dylan: Why?
Sara: They were playing their crusty Soundcloud raps in the back of the classroom
by nicheshawty.com May 24, 2022
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roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach
"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"
by crybaby123 September 3, 2016
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Roach

Person 1: Don’t talk to me you roach
Person 2: Stop being racist
by Justin Akira November 20, 2021
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Roaching that cock

When you take A jar of Cock Roaches at least 20 roaches and you dump them onto your dick for at least 1 hour to eat your dick cheese
Cant wait to roaching that cock when i get home
by Flicker Bigger August 3, 2024
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face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.
Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches
by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018
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roach

The act of cumming on the floor and having your SO lick it up, similar to a cockaroach.
John:"How'd you do with Jessica?"
Bryce:"Bro, It was amazing. I ended up roaching her."
by bigboibatmon November 6, 2019
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