Pineapple Effect

A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.

"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"

"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"

by Author5002012 June 14, 2018

Pineapple hair

Pineapple hair is green plant strands that grow out of a pineapple's head.

"Look patrick! We we can hide in the pineapple hair!" Spongebob exclaimed.

by lina haha June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The hairs on top of a pineapple, usually Spongebob’s house.

Did you see the Pineapple hairs on top of spongebob’s house?!

by Words.created.by.anix. June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs, the green leaf things on a pineapple. as said by popular roblox youtuber ANIX in his video of building the bikini bottom in bloxburg.

“i’m gonna add these green things at the top...what are they even called?? pineapple hairs!”

by Laylaaa__ June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

The leafy things on the top of pineapples,the pineapple hair

Hey can I have a pineapple?Sure but I wanna eat the pineapple hairs.

by ~Anix June 16, 2020

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Pineapple Bendover

It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.

Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.

by Darkly_Disturbing October 6, 2021