Person 1: “when was the last time you had sex?”
Person 2: “ages ago mate, I’ve been on an absolute miller recently”
Person 2: “ages ago mate, I’ve been on an absolute miller recently”
by Patleeny007 June 7, 2021

by youarethemusicinme September 2, 2017

by PowerLeek February 24, 2020

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
by xAybann March 30, 2023

sara miller is the best person on the planet
she is a self proclaimed girlboss who always brightens any room she walks into
Sara Miller for president 2024
she is a self proclaimed girlboss who always brightens any room she walks into
Sara Miller for president 2024
by froggywoman August 10, 2022

by Tony archie bald October 6, 2019
