An eclectic kaleidoscope of unconditional love. A friend to anyone in need. Heather is the one you call upon to take a drive with,and remind you of all things beautiful and magical. Honest and loyal;almost to fault. Unicorn and Baby whispered.If she calls you friend;you are a rare and beautiful gift to this world,and she will ensure you know this as often as needed.
I got up today,and said I'm gonna do things the Heather Cronin way;and went to court with Beth. I stood up at the podium and advocated for her character to the Judge. Turned the whole case in her favor!
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Get the Jaidyn Heather mug.Was given a mean girl's first name and a cutesy-girly middle name, so she goes by both for a good balance. Kinda klutzy, but good at sports as well as the arts. Sarcastic sense of humor and basically perfect.
Heather Grace showed me how to balance a soccer ball on my head, AND taught all the words to Hamilton.
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Get the Heather mug.A spicy lady, typically gingeresque, that will leave you high and dry when you need her most. Don’t worry she’ll make up for it with a sassy attitude and glares next time you see her. She’s a heartthrob that would capture the attention of any man that walks through the door. When she wears her thigh high boots watch out because any man would get caught staring.
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Get the Heather mug.Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
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