What the eff

You use these words when you are extremely shocked by David Blane.

David Blane: What are you Drinking?
Gay Guy 1: Orange Soda Big Whoop.Big Whoop.
David Blane:Look again.
Gay Guy 1:WHAT THE EFF?! CHEEZ ITS?!
(David Blane looks in the camera crazily)
Gay Guy 1: Where'd you put my Orange Soda David Blane?
(Gay guy 2 spits out Orange soda)
Gay Guy 2: STOP PUTTING ORANGE SODA IN MY MOUTH DAVID BLANE!!!

by Thespes. February 25, 2008

Dora the Explorer

A 4 or 5 year old drunken "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How gay. Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.

Dora: Come on! Let's explore!
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!

Dora the Explorer sucks.

by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 27, 2008

at the end of the day

Rubbish phrase used by many annoying people.

at the end of the day i got the last laugh because i shagged his wife

by slinky October 8, 2004

the exchange

when you accidentally change the lotion with hot sauce example Tabasco sauce.

Ahh shit dude, my dick is burning. I just did the exchange!

by OkseSenpai420 May 30, 2018

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

by willoughby August 14, 2005

Brave The Elements

To brave the elements means to endure tough and unfavorable conditions. Not necessarily the weather, but usually is.

Ross: It's 28 °F and the sleet is violent. Did you exercise yet?
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.

by Space Wrangler December 17, 2010

Bleed from the eyes

Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.

The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.

by Rawrface123456 December 2, 2010