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michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!
by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Pre-Spray

(Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.
I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.
by OGMacMaster055 July 10, 2016
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spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.
You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?
by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015
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Spray Tan

When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.
"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"

"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"
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Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
by StumpyBob January 8, 2021
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Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.
“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”
by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025
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