The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
Get the Senioritismug. A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 16, 2022
Get the Senioritismug. Noun. When a persons age, prolonged experience, or position of seniority causes faults in judgement, biases, outdated ideologies, or simply outright ignorance.
Someone who refuses to get with the times or adapt to changes may be known as a “Seniorist”.
Examples of seniorism:
“Things were better in the olden days.”
“You can’t change it, we’ve done it like that for years.”
“Let’s rebuild an empire in the 2020s”
Someone who refuses to get with the times or adapt to changes may be known as a “Seniorist”.
Examples of seniorism:
“Things were better in the olden days.”
“You can’t change it, we’ve done it like that for years.”
“Let’s rebuild an empire in the 2020s”
“Karen’s seniorism has gotten out of hand, she keeps trying convince me to bring back the USSR.”
“Dave is a major seniorist; you tell him there’s a new procedure, he will do it the way he always did.”
“Dave is a major seniorist; you tell him there’s a new procedure, he will do it the way he always did.”
by Ismaker May 30, 2024
Get the Seniorismmug. Someone aged 21 or above who forms part of their identity around ROBLOX. Generally characterized by an addiction to ROBLOX, being involved in some of the worst communties you've ever seen, and somehow having a huge social media following. Even if they play other games, have loads of responsibility, and have friends outside of the game, they still feel the need to work it into any conversation. It's anyone's guess if they actually enjoy playing the game at all.
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn
"Sheila is 23, in business school, and has more followers than her eyes have molecules, why does she still play ROBLOX?"
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."
by radioturtle March 13, 2023
Get the roblox seniormug. SENIORITIS -the catch a case trend, #seniors thirsty for sophomores , #age is just a number, #the shizz that Allen started, #thats a fat juicy case
by Fjhdhxhc June 4, 2018
Get the SENIORITISmug. The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017
Get the senior cactusmug. by Chapo Guzmán November 23, 2021
Get the Senior foxmug.