Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
by xAybann March 30, 2023

by PowerLeek February 24, 2020

by LEBthecoolkid June 30, 2021

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.
Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?
Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024

a historic surname that started of with old farmers, extremely british people tend to use this surname however girls dont find this really sexy. miller to people sounds like a poor donkey in a farm or something so lots of people have dropped the surname along the coasts of america and the suburbs of the UK due to the continual harassment that follows with this unpopular surname
by billy thynsley June 12, 2019

Hey tom, have you seen miller oram?
Yeh billy, he was eating out my fridge last night before I caved in his skull with my vitamins
Yeh billy, he was eating out my fridge last night before I caved in his skull with my vitamins
by Oramitinurmum January 21, 2018
