March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything as long as you’re shorter than them.

I asked my partner for a hug on March 1st since i’m shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022

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4th of March

Whatever you're doing on this day, make sure to lock your other half up otherwise bad things will happen, as shown by two awful men on a Friday night in Cameo which will never be forgotten!

What are you doing for the 4th of March babe, I hope you are not going out with the boys!

by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022

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march 2nd

national make fun of your tall friend day

tall friend: ur so short
short friend: actually is march 2nd sasquatch

by duck 56538 March 02, 2022

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No Bash March

The act of not masturbating for the whole month of march in order to know whether you still have control or if your penis has taken over Est. 2013

No Bash March soon better get it all out of your system in February
You had sex with your girl for valentines day didn't you? That should hold you up for no bash march

by MrDC February 23, 2015

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