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League of Legends

League of Legends, commonly referred to as "LoL" (not to be confused with "lol") is THE ultimate woman repellant. Reports say that if you play this game EVEN ONCE your chances of getting any game or bitches will drop by 98%, god save you if you get addicted to it.

It's also best to note that all League of Legends players are toxic pessimists and most of them rarely take showers or even touch grass. If you ever talk to LoL players irl they will make you feel like shit and they will make you miserable.
Girl 1: Oh, did you know that Derek plays League of Legends?
Girl 2: Lmao, what a loser. I won't be taking his V-card anytime soon.
Derek, overhearing their conversation on the opposite side of the hallway: *starts crying uncontrollably*
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little league legend

The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth

Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.

These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”
“wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.”
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National Cyber League

The most romantic and money costing CTF you can ever find on the internet. Where you earn points as you type on your keyboard.
How did you score so much points on the National Cyber League?
I'm an Asian, you idiot.
by griffpatch April 6, 2024
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League of Legends

A game for a sub-species of homo-sapiens. This sub species tends to be above the age of 38 and likes molesting children below the age of 10.
"I'm going to hop on some League of Legends after I molest a child."
by baha895 January 7, 2022
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Rocket league

A word that means smurf in every game for fun. It’s not have fun it’s to play competitively and destroy everyone you come up against by smurfing. Also the word “rocket league” is now owned by FoRtNiTe
Zoomer: I think I’m good but I’m gold 2 so soy boi man will carry me. Soy boi man you bum get on rocket league
by Duez November 5, 2020
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league of legends

sell your soul for happiness you will never see light ever when play this your friends will go away your sleep will you will go insane
Jake: mate when did sleep

Timmy:2...2 years ago
Connor: that's why your girlfriend is with me now
Jake: i have league of legends
by Smart words sussybaka October 19, 2021
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