Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.

Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .

by Evan_Dayhoff March 17, 2018

spidey joint

a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).

"why is this joint so amazing?'' ....

''it's a spidey joint''

by kariwav December 14, 2024

joint

Aside from a rolled up method of smoking weed, it's also a way to describe hair.

"oh mai gawd son, you really cut your joints off! i know you said you was gonna do it, but i really thought you was gaming..."

by heyitsfredxd March 8, 2022

Joint doobie

A joint rolled with roaches of old joints.

I'm super ripped after smoking that joint doobie.

by Super high May 1, 2019

ratchet joint

A ratchet joint is if somebodys penis is at a bent angle half way down the middle. It has the unique ability to be cranked side to side.

Yano da geez down De road. Man's was gettin bare suck but the whamen locked sight ov da ratchet joint so she dipped!

by Blasendat August 18, 2019

Nigga joint

A regular joint where the weed (and optionally papers) has been soaked in Hennessy.

I’m probably gonna smoke a nigga joint tonight tbh. My boss is pissing me tf off.

by little nijji July 24, 2024

mug joint

Another name for a beer joint or seedy bar/ drinking establishment. Most likely called a mug joint because the beer was served in a mug or you might get mugged or assaulted there. Think chicken wire on the band stage to protect them from thrown beer bottles and bouncers armed with baseball bats.

I was down at the mug joint last night and saw a girl stab a guy in the neck with a broken beer bottle .

by threelittlepigs September 4, 2022