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joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.
"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."
by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013
mugGet the joint change accountmug.

Joint

Your hella fyer or Cute ๐Ÿ˜ l
I'm such a Joint right now ๐Ÿ˜

Joint action ๐Ÿ˜

S/he is a Joint ๐Ÿ˜
by Deby ๐Ÿ˜Š October 20, 2015
mugGet the Jointmug.

piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear October 20, 2012
mugGet the piss jointmug.

Butt joint

The assy leftovers of a man's supply.
Nathan: "The ends of a bag are never great to smoke, you always have too much or too little left. Man, fuck butt joints."
by skroopy June 5, 2018
mugGet the Butt jointmug.

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.
Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.
by Sandman meme September 22, 2016
mugGet the joint filemug.

To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
mugGet the Joint Rolling Machinemug.

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