Hey bob have you gave a girl your hoodie?
No
Boi where you at with your grapefruit head boi go give a girl your hoodie
No
Boi where you at with your grapefruit head boi go give a girl your hoodie
by Luke park January 9, 2020

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025

by Imwaybclikeykijustam June 23, 2022

National hoodie day is on the 10th November 2020. Whether you hate the person or not if they ask you gotta give :)
She: hey can i have a hoodie
he: urgh i hate you but i have to because it hoodie day
she: thank youuuuu
he: urgh i hate you but i have to because it hoodie day
she: thank youuuuu
by Hdkaoajdc November 9, 2020

Sam:This shirt is uncomfortable
Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy
Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy
by Gotta Go Fast January 24, 2020

by Elite atmospheres June 15, 2019

by Chelsea lynnnnnn September 14, 2020
