A hot and sweet guy with a beautiful smile that always brightens up the room. Always finds a way to make you blush and laugh. Can act dumb but is secretly smart when he wants to be. He's kinda bald but his hair always looks sooo gooodddddd.
by thatbaldguy February 24, 2019

The inventor of the modern production line. Imagine the look on his face when he realised how efficient his new process was and the impact it would have on 20th century industry.
Similar to a cum face.
Similar to a cum face.
Two guys watching porn-
"Wow, he's ramming her so hard she's bound to cum soon"
"Check that bitch out, she's Henry Fording"
"Wow, he's ramming her so hard she's bound to cum soon"
"Check that bitch out, she's Henry Fording"
by Lloydster April 23, 2006

a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken
Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"
by failure33object April 24, 2005

"man i think we have a crisis"
"what?"
"i think i loset my heroin oxy combo"
"so you mean ur O-Henry"
"what?"
"i think i loset my heroin oxy combo"
"so you mean ur O-Henry"
by gandolf93 January 19, 2012

Jo was having a bad day but it was about to get worse. He heard a loud "Shrek" from the back of the room. He knew it was Henry Dorsey and his only friend and fellow gayboy Alex Smith. He heard a gay snickering and he turned around. Just then his slideshow was filled up with images of Shrek and his whole project was ruined. Later that day he saw Henry after school and he beat the shit out of him. This made everyones life better.
by Travis Onquantavichris August 16, 2022

One of the most smelly humans to exist. He sells and consumes his own poo for a living. He makes his stinky videos for his fanbase. He is one of a kind.
by Tyrell Hillman March 19, 2020
