even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

Evening Dog

Hot dogs cooked around a firepit after the main meal.

Is it time for evening dogs?

by grrjr911 September 21, 2020

even-triggered

someone who is reserved on the trigger

you'r low on ammo, be even-triggered and pick the most impotent targets.

by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022

Fairly even

The best deal for both sides.

Them people so good to work with because they keep it fairly even.

by quicktogetlitt August 31, 2021

Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper

I shot a deer during the evening push

by Hohan the Great November 20, 2020

even beget we

a horrible misspelling of "even better".

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"

by kazenoko April 14, 2024