In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022
Get the Sideways pineapplemug. “Oh wow those pineapple hairs are stylish!”
Or
“OMG Betty your pineapples pineapple hairs poked me why would you do that omgggggggg”
Or
“OMG Betty your pineapples pineapple hairs poked me why would you do that omgggggggg”
by cmmwhitepuppy June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple hairsmug. 
Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
Get the bloody pineapplemug. It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.
Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.
by Darkly_Disturbing October 6, 2021
Get the Pineapple Bendovermug. by ~Anix June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug. by An4nya June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug.