Zesty Friend

he is that type of friend jokingly violate you in ways you never knew existed, yet being a best friend who is there for you, he/she will commit unimaginably illegal crimes and actions against you, yet it's enjoyable..

My zesty friend illegally violated me in ways i never knew could be done!!! please help me.

by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

Toxic Friend

Elmaz

Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend

Me: ...

by Ew I’m so down with shit November 6, 2019

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

goodly friend

a very very very very very good friend, such as a great friend only without having to say great, or very multiple times
deserves hug--> (hug)

tom green, you are a goodly friend, only because you are so funny and are in such films as, "Freddy got fingered" and "road Trip"

by bill gates September 6, 2004

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023