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Pro-life

A vastly misunderstood definition. People who have actually taken middle school biology and passed the embryology unit. People who can name the seven characteristics of any living thing. Lastly, people who have enough common sense to apply that knowledge to real life observations.
Protestor: my body my choice!
Pro-lifer: the baby’s body is not your body. *points to your local library* go read a biology textbook bandwagoner.
by stellar_mushroom July 19, 2022
mugGet the Pro-lifemug.

Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
mugGet the Life-raftmug.
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug.

Fuck life

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed
by Existinghere April 6, 2022
mugGet the Fuck lifemug.
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
mugGet the <.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>mug.

poutlook on life

Possessing a perpetually-petulant attitude in his view of the world on general.
If Ethan Couch hadn't had such a total poutlook on life from his lofty financial position, he might have made more "real" friends and avoided all the horrendous legal entanglements that he --- and by extension, his family --- is into now.
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
mugGet the poutlook on lifemug.

life

Your life is something you can buy and is pathetic
by Jeff the donkey October 6, 2020
mugGet the lifemug.

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