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by Not viarus December 23, 2018
Get the Back Spasm Gasmmug. what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots
by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019
Get the Quack Quack Chair Backmug. .
mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."mug. No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.
Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."
A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"
Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"
Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the Rescind order and get back to workmug. The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.
Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"
Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
by Bill Miester December 4, 2023
Get the I'm Back, Daddy!mug. When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
by psychogem April 21, 2017
Get the squirreled backmug. Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.
Mom: Never.
by Pie_:) December 31, 2022
Get the Coming backmug.