Demons dressed as clouds. Literally will eat you alive, but, they're cute. They will eat any cheese that isn't for them, then give you the sad eyes when you don't let them drink from your glass.

Synonyms: Furry beast, furry demon, arm eater,fluff ball, feline, cloud

The cat demolished my arm when they mistook our playing for a death match.

by JaceOfTheAce October 29, 2020

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Get the Catmug.

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

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