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Your life is something you can buy and is pathetic

I need a new life

by Jeff the donkey October 6, 2020

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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017

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Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children

You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022

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