For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.
"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."
by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024
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Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.
"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"
by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024
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life span of a Beaner

When you fall off the border at the age of 12
Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border
by Josethebeaner November 02, 2023
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Your life

You failed miserably.
Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.
by Botyes December 29, 2020
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Your Life

A unfunny joke.
"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."
by absolutely-definitive May 27, 2021
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Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.
You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.
by Insert dumd name here March 22, 2021
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your life

is boring
“Your life is boring babe!”
“Real”
by ndksnsksmsks February 19, 2023
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