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Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother
by L. Longford July 19, 2010
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Fuck Off You Cunt

When someone is being bothered by a certain someone and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up.
Michal: "It is a verb then"
Patryczku: "Michalku, just Fuck Off You Cunt"
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Dribbly Foamer Cunt

Dribbly Foamer Cunt

A deeply disturbed and perverted gunzel couple who like to engage in the practice of jacking off into the tailpipes of white cuntmobiles. This is so they can mix their fluid with the essence of petrol and enjoy a juicy dessert after dinner. They use the concoction as mouth wash but because there is no actual saltwater present, their sore throats remain overused. They wish buses had tailpipes, but they will take what they can get.
I could never be a Dribbly Foamer Cunt because I neither like men nor do I like white vans and I'm pretty sure I'm not a Cunt, not 100% sure but a solid 87.2%. Also don't really want to waste my life partaking in pathetic railway enthusist activities.
by Jaspa944 March 18, 2019
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fully ridden old cunt

fully ridden old cunt is a term used for fat ugly whores, generally with huge sagging breasts and droopy rotting vaginas. A certain smell acompanies the vagina, somewhat like decomposing kippers.

often like miles ovid.
Boy i would love to rag that fully ridden old cunt!

Geewizz!
by Joseph Fritzle May 8, 2008
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cock juggling thunder cunt

what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever
by kick ass chick January 12, 2005
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Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot

a defamatory term used by highly civilized people to address those lower-level degenerates such as: homeless people, people with AIDs, Sarah Palin-esque human beings, and of course, . . . nigger-faggots with jewish cunts.
tell that nigger-cunt-jew-faggot to take his feet off the foot stool!!
by Lil'Chub March 29, 2011
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Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back to the front, leaving faecal residue in the minge, hence Shitty Minge.
A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt
by Joe Newbold May 7, 2007
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