News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer
The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.
by vixeyg April 26, 2011
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New t’lang

This schedule I got is kinda basic I need some new t’lang
by YuOfTheNight September 04, 2019
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New Delhi Lunch

The act of making a mid-day meal out of both human excrement and sheep ejaculate and then washing it down with a healthy pour of Great Indian Bustard urine. This is an unforgettable meal and actually tastes like it was cooked in a 5-star restaurant.
Oh, you have no lunch? My buddy made a New Delhi Lunch and hasn't been the same since.
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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