Rival Brown

a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald

oh my shiz i told him not to approch that "rival browner" damm he's gunner go bald now !!!!

by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009

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Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009

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Brown Sound

Like "White Noise", Brown Sound is a level of noise humans can only hear when someone is talking absolute Bull Shit.

It could be literally described as defecating orally.

Nathan: "Dude, I totally got laid last night."
Alomgir: "Shut the fuck up!"
Liam: "Don't worry about it. He's just talking Brown Sound."

by FlabberJabber October 16, 2008

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Brown Body Bag Special

used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.

"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "

"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"

by Syn Gates October 21, 2008

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The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008

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